Owning a bra doesn't make me stupid!
You may be able to pee standing up, but here is a list of things that this chica can do with a bra on!
- I can use a drill
- I can change the oil in my car
- I can drive a stick
- I can change a tire
- I can play pool
- I can shoot whiskey
- I can bait my own hook
- I can then take the fish off
- I can shoot a gun with AWESOME accuracy
- I can read directions
- I can watch a football game without anyone explaining it to me
- I can play in the mud
- I can build a camp fire
- I can kill a spider
- I can apologize
- I can use ALL the features on my phone
- I can use all the features on YOUR phone
- I can balance a check book
- I can watch tv without channel surfing during commercials
- I can laugh at myself
- I can get out of a ticket
- I can cry in front other people and not care what they think
- I can make a pizza, not call one in
- I can walk into Victoria's Secret and not giggle
- I can set the clocks after a power outage or time change
- I can turn your world upside down with just a look
- I can put the toilet paper on the holder
- I can watch a movie with nudity and still remember the plot
- I can change a lightbulb and not need applause
give me time, I can think of more ;)
oh, and I can do a lot of these things in heels...
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