August 13, 2012

...but what the hell do I know, I've got boobies...


Owning a bra doesn't make me stupid!
You may be able to pee standing up, but here is a list of things that this chica can do with a bra on!


  • I can use a drill
  • I can change the oil in my car
  • I can drive a stick
  • I can change a tire
  • I can play pool
  • I can shoot whiskey
  • I can bait my own hook
  • I can then take the fish off
  • I can shoot a gun with AWESOME accuracy
  • I can read directions
  • I can watch a football game without anyone explaining it to me
  • I can play in the mud
  • I can build a camp fire
  • I can kill a spider
  • I can apologize
  • I can use ALL the features on my phone
  • I can use all the features on YOUR phone
  • I can balance a check book
  • I can watch tv without channel surfing during commercials
  • I can laugh at myself
  • I can get out of a ticket
  • I can cry in front other people and not care what they think
  • I can make a pizza, not call one in
  • I can walk into Victoria's Secret and not giggle
  • I can set the clocks after a power outage or time change
  • I can turn your world upside down with just a look
  • I can put the toilet paper on the holder
  • I can watch a movie with nudity and still remember the plot
  • I can change a lightbulb and not need applause

          give me time, I can think of more ;)
          oh, and I can do a lot of these things in heels...

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