my nakedness

blue eyes

...the silence is deafening

sadly, you know this is true...

cravings!

I'm notorious for my insanely strong cravings I get for foods/beverages. Every month it's something new, and I am not going to lie and say that it's always a healthy food I am craving.  I'm able to trudge along and ignore the cravings for the most part, but sometimes I will crave something for over a month before it goes away. And sometimes, even if I have what I've been craving it ends up making the craving worse! Right now its Watermelon and cotton candy! Maybe it's part of the same reason why my mind won't shut down at night so I can sleep, or when my mind is bouncing all over the place (which is pretty much all the time). And I always crave foods that are out of season, like pumpkin in the summer, and watermelon in the dead of winter. Sometimes I just wish my body and mind would cooperate with ME for once...

...but what the hell do I know, I've got boobies...

Owning a bra doesn't make me stupid!
You may be able to pee standing up, but here is a list of things that this chica can do with a bra on!

• I can use a drill
• I can change the oil in my car
• I can drive a stick
• I can change a tire
• I can play pool
• I can shoot whiskey
• I can bait my own hook
• I can then take the fish off
• I can shoot a gun with AWESOME accuracy
• I can read directions
• I can watch a football game without anyone explaining it to me
• I can play in the mud
• I can build a camp fire
• I can kill a spider
• I can apologize
• I can use ALL the features on my phone
• I can use all the features on YOUR phone
• I can balance a check book
• I can watch tv without channel surfing during commercials
• I can laugh at myself
• I can get out of a ticket
• I can cry in front other people and not care what they think
• I can make a pizza, not call one in
• I can walk into Victoria's Secret and not giggle
• I can set the clocks after a power outage or time change
• I can turn your world upside down with just a look
• I can put the toilet paper on the holder
• I can watch a movie with nudity and still remember the plot
• I can change a lightbulb and not need applause

          give me time, I can think of more ;)
          oh, and I can do a lot of these things in heels...

just a reminder for me.

Yes, damn it! MY Perogative!